3 June 2015 The day before Imdependence Day. I went kayaking in the Hudson this afternoon

and think I got chlamydia from the water. Or maybe from that guy I went 

home with last night. He had an absurdly large penis. Small confession: I think I threw up on it a little. All vomitty blowjobs aside, today was a good day. The only thing missing is some apple pie. And orgasm.