There once was a man who was king of the dusthe lived in the taj mahal with his army of loyal pterasaurs for an age and half he ruled the land until one day his man servant came to wake him

he was of that the royal treasury had been robbed

thing king awoke to realize that his name was ronnie

they called him four fingers, not because he had foutfingers

but because he once stuck four fingers up a man named ronnie

his army was actually a pile of dead squirrels

andthetaj mahal was a wet cardboard box in the woods

its apity he ran out of pop